Writer Without a Purpose
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We had to shave our cat because she had mats in her fur. But then she was cold. So we bought her a sweater.
It also came with a little hat.
My cat hates me.
(Source: 5liferuiningbastards, via orgasmic-humor)
LISTEN HERE U LITTLE SHIT i love u
(Source: whoabriening, via orgasmic-humor)
time goes by so fast when you’re avoiding homework
(Source: hiidylan, via orgasmic-humor)
how the fuck are all these people able to just run into celebrities in restaurants and gas stations and shit i’m lucky if i find two matching socks in a load of laundry on the first try
(Source: jaclcfrost, via orgasmic-humor)
Falling asleep on the train/bus…
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(Source: helloamitumblingyet, via orgasmic-humor)
SO BASICALLY TODAY my stern English teacher was leaning around trying to catch someone’s eye to answer his question
I turned to my friend and accidentally sang
LOUDER THAN EXPECTED
AND THE WHOLE CLASS BURST INTO LAUGHTER AND MY ENGLISH TEACHER WAS JUST SO DONE BECAUSE HE HATES LES MIS
HE WENT TOMATO RED FROM LAUGHING AND PUT HIS HEAD DOWN ON THE DESK
MY ENGLISH TEACHER.
realizing im basically mr.crocker when someone mentions my fandom in public
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